Title: The Legend of Justa Fakinaway
Fandom: Gintama
Pairing(s): Burgundy with steak, Riesling with seafood, Justaway x Fakinaway, and Balmung Fezalion x Isaac Schneider x WTF-is-this-I-don't-even-

Summary: WOW WOW WOW WOW BAD COMMUNICATION. BL is short for B'z Love. Bentendo, my love for you is like diarrhea because I just can't keep it in. ( Read more... )

Title: Yo Ho Ho and a Can of Whoopass
Fandom: Gintama
Pairing: GinZura-ish, maybe. I don't even...

Summary: Katsura has gone missing, and now Gintoki must embark on an epic adventure to save him! Or at least that was what the script said, but then space pirates burned it and hijacked the plot. Sexy pirate chicks, ahoy!

Notes: LOLZ HALLOWEEN ( Read more... )

Title: When Fate Hands You the Short Straw, Use It to Blow Spitballs
Fandom: Gintama
Pairing: Gintoki/Katsura friendship kid!fic
Notes: Kind of for advent prompt 12 in that... there is a children's game. A very stupid one that you just *know* had to have been Katsura's idea.

Summary: The princess is in another castle. Prequel to "Nine Point ( Read more... )

Title: Nine Point Eight Meters Per Second Squared
Fandom: Gintama
Pairing: Gintoki/Katsura, but not really. More like friendship kid!fic.
Notes: Um... Sort of for advent prompt #4, but like, y'know, 4 months late.

Summary: A quiet moment, and The Universe According to Katsura.

( Don't touch me with your cosmic radiation! )

Title: Gonorrhea Comes to Those Who Don't Wait
Fandom: Gintama
Pairing: Gintoki/Katsura, OC/OC

Summary: It's the dreaded morning after and your "daughter" wants to know how the dirty deed is done.  As a responsible adult, you defer the responsibility of giving The Talk over to your "wife".  This is a mistake.

( Is Zura playing housewife? )

Title: Instinct
Fandom: Gintama
Pairing: Katsura/Gintoki?
Genre: humor

Summary: It might have been considered sexy if they were human. But it was just awkward as cats, nya?

( Regular grooming is essential. )

Title: The Way to a Man's Heart is Through His Heart, Not His Stomach
Fandom: Gintama
Pairing: Hijikata/Yamazaki -ish
Genre: Pfft! Gintama = Crack.

Summary: Yamazaki Sagaru is on a quest to uphold truth, justice, and the Shinsengumi way! A HijiYama flavored sequel of sorts to ch. 293 of the manga. Anpan mayo anpan mayo mayo mayo anpan mayo.

( Anpanman! )

Title: Working Relationship
Fandom: Gintama
Pairing: Hijikata/Yamazaki

Summary: It's just your typical Modern Office Romance between a demon and a spy. Fifty more sentences that run-on like a terrorist fleeing from the Shinsengumi, this time featuring Hijikata and Yamazaki.

( He's no diamond in the rough, but... )

Title: Life Imperfect
Fandom: Gintama
Pairing: Gintoki/Katsura

Summary: Fifty run-on sentences about Gintoki and Katsura getting lost on the road of life because they didn't stop to ask for directions. Or maybe because Katsura is a horrible driver and they can only get so far on Gintoki's scooter. Something like that.

( Seriously, what's up with ( Read more... )

Title: Two Wrongs Don't Make a Right, But Sometimes Two Idiots Can Make a Genius
Fandom: Gintama
Pairing: Gintoki/Katsura
Genre: CRACKERY-CRACK
Warnings: DEAR LORD, THE MPREG. I NEED TO DIE FOR THIS.
Summary: Gintoki and Katsura being idiots and having ass-babies.

Notes: For 10_whores - the prompt was "Belle Epoque/The Golden Era". I was going to do Joui ( Read more... )